Monday 5 January 2015

Vusi Thembekwayo at the 2014 Eric Kinoti Entrepreneurs BootCamp

Vusi Thembekwayo shared about everything start-ups ~from ideation, launch to managing growth + scaling a business and fundraising. Here are 10 quotes/ take aways from his awesome presentation at the 2014 Eric Kinoti Entrepreneurs BootCamp



1. F**K FIRST! 

You do not have to be the first mover always, you can still something that has been done, but do it better than anyone else! Most entrepreneurs, innovators and inventors can and are at times fixated on being the first in the market. Google wasn't the first search engine, Facebook wasn't the first social network, and you don't have to be the FIRST to succeed. F being FIRST 

2. FIND THE PAIN:

The deeper the pain the bigger the profits!
Vusi on ideation and problem identification ~ finding that itch/ opportunity.

2. A business plan is USELESS, but it helps you think through your business. Ideas are like a mistresses, they come and go. Do not get married to one, stuck with one for so long ~ it's okay to have many ideas and just like mistresses, all ideas are beautiful. Your business should should evolve to remain competitive, and keep pivoting till you get to that product~ market fit.

4. Do not be everything for everyone. Be the BEST in something. Its the only thing customers will care about. Vusi on finding your niche in a competitive marketplace.

5. Push up the perception of what you are selling. Value matters, not the price. If your customers ask for the price first, you are either targeting the wrong customers or you are not articulating your value proposition well.

6. Part time effort gives you part time returns. EFFORT = REWARD......Is your business a side hustle? Remember we all have 24 hours in a day!

7. Turnover is VANITY, profit is SANITY, cash is REALITY! Your business must be able to GENERATE $$.

A business with sales can almost solve all its other problems!

8. FIRE YOURSELF

Start working ON your business not IN your business. Fire yourself and slowly get soldiers for the battle. In the early years of your business you will do almost everything from sales, accounts, admin, business dev, cleaning and etc but as you grow hire the best people and let them do their job! As a founder, you are like that general in the army, and so you should be able to lead your troops, provide tactical support and intelligence. Key thing: Don't lead from the battle front, send your soldiers!

9. Eat more than you can swallow then chew like hell. Vusi speaking on managing growth and scaling a startup.

10. CONSUME THE RIGHT PR:

What do you read? Forbes? Techcrunch? Being an entrepreneur is tough, it's not as sexy or easy as it appears on stories & features on entrepreneurs and startups in the media.

During a group Q & A session, Vusi said an entrepreneur requires to do all these 5 things to grow the business

1. Passion: You have to love and enjoy what you do.

2. Access to markets: How do you reach your customers or users? You must sell!

3. Money: You need $ to invest in the business, secondly cash is king.

4. Branding and marketing

5. Strong admin: Running the operations and managing the business

Sunday 21 September 2014

Social Good Summit 2014- #SGSNairobi Panel and Panelist Bios

Panel 1- Digital Economy
The launch of M-Pesa in Europe for the first time has been making waves in Social Media in Kenya recently. The potential for the export not of raw materials but of intellectual capacity, of innovative and disruptive technologies, out of Africa is hugely exciting and a potential source of pride for the continent. We heard from Safaricom on M-Pesa in our first Nairobi Social Good Summit, in 2012 and tonight we will be hearing about how the cashless, or digital economy is now taking on a life of its own.

Panelists
1.   Mark Kaigwa, Nendo Ventures: Mark Kaigwa is the founder of Nendo  a strategy & storytelling consultancy for digital Africa. He has published two of the most influential African blogs of the past 6 years - AfricanDigitalArt (award-winning African showcase for digital art & design) where he presently works as Partner and Digital Strategist and Afrinnovator (leading East African technology & innovation journal) where he served as Partner until end of 2013. Mark’s time in new media in Sub Saharan Africa has seen him launch mobile pilots in Freetown, Sierra Leone, direct films in Kampala, Uganda, create an award-winning video game in Nairobi, Kenya among other pan-African projects. His repertoire earned him the accolade as a Forbes 30 under 30 Best Young Entrepreneur in Africa of 2013.He is a writer and professional speaker on technology, innovation and new media in Africa having spoken in over 20 countries across the globe. Mark is the Ambassador of the Sandbox Network in Africa - the world’s leading global network of innovators under 30 years of age.
2.  Denis Gikunda, BebaPay: Senior Program Manager at Google. BebaPay, a card that can be used to make payments in transportation systems, makes payments easier with technology by Google. 
3.  Michelle Atagana, Ventureburn: A fiery tweeter and digital native, Michelle Atagana has been hanging around the internet since she was eleven, back in the days of Netscape. Later on, her interest lead to her graduating with a Masters Degree in New Media and Journalism, and her position as Managing Editor at Burn Media. She was named one of Mail & Guardian's top young South Africans in 2012, writes a column about technology in Africa for CNN, judges occasional startup competitions and spends her free time working on the final draft of her PhD. But Michelle says she's just a girl, standing in front of a startup, asking them what their business plan is. 
  
Panel 2-Activating the Youth
One of the great things about Social Media is its reach and - as we saw from the various forms of the Arab Spring, its ability to bring about rapid change. A number of initiatives have been using Social Media platforms in Africa in innovative new ways – particularly when it comes to engaging and activating wider audiences – and particularly the youth – around particular issues. One of the most profound issues is the environment. From food security, farming in a time of rapid climate change, to fighting the poaching of elephants and rhinos, social media is being used in innovative ways to activate around the environment. We’re hoping tonight to hear about some of the ways in which the youth, in particular, is being engaged and is taking on issues and driving agendas.

Panelists
1.   Julius Bett is co-founder of Mkulima Young: Bett is a farmer and a senior developer at a local Media house with 7 years hands on experience managing high traffic websites.He tells the story of applying practical technology for the social good. A co-founder of Mkulima Young (http://www.mkulimayoung.co.ke) an organization that integrates the use of Social Media, Radio and Website to help young farmers access free extension services and market their produce online.
2.   Brighton Kaoma is a youth activist with U-Report in Zambia: A 20 year old youth activist, Mr.Brighton Kaoma has been a UNICEF youth Ambassador for 5 years and is a trainer under a program between UNICEF Zambia country office and the Children’s Radio Foundation of South Africa which trains children in Radio and other media production. He has demonstrated outstanding leadership skills and passion in helping other young people in Zambia become agents of real change. He is a co-designer and champion of the Zambia U-report youth engagement SMS platform.  He has been a youth representative and speaker at various international events in South Africa, Belgium,  at the Hague, and gave the keynote speech at the Maastricht School of Management 2nd Annual Research Conference in Holland in 2012.He’s pursuing his undergraduate degree in Environmental Studies at the University of Zambia and currently serves as Zambia In-country coordinator (ICC) for the Voices of Youth Connect – a UNICEF global network for in-school and out-of-school  youth activists and global citizens. He’s also co-founder of a youth led radio foundation called ‘Agents of Change Foundation’ which aim at catalyzing a new generation ethical young leaders by equipping them with both leadership and radio skills and tools.
3.  BP Panwar, UNICEF: Chief of IT for Uganda and an active contributor to global innovations

 Panel 3- Solar Energy
Energy has become one of the most pressing needs of Africa, in our time. US President Obama has made energy generation on the continent a central pillar of his country’s engagement with Africa and both public and private international capital is being harnassed to invest in and grow our capacity. Meanwhile, on the ground, solutions to the growing need for energy are being invented, built and developed on a much more localized scale. And the means – in this case, using the sun’s energy as a source – tend towards happens to be an increasingly sustainable model.

Panelists
1.  Cindy Kerr, Sunny Money: As SunnyMoney’s Global Marketing Director, Cindy Kerr leads global brand development, marketing communications, media, training, promotions and customer care for SunnyMoney's operations.  She guides strategy, implementation and creative development in all the countries to meet the social enterprise’s goal of eradicating toxic, kerosene for lighting by the year 2020.Cindy’s efforts are building SunnyMoney into a powerful global brand and driving sales increases through promotions and advertising as SunnyMoney continues to expand.  With nearly 25 years of experience in branding, communications, advertising and retail in the U.S. and East Africa, this dynamic individual is committed to using her skills to uplift the quality of life for people in the developing world.  Cindy is a specialist in “bottom-of-the-pyramid” marketing, and has lived and worked in Africa for six years.  She received her M.A. in International Broadcasting & Communications from Wheaton College and a B.A. from Penn State University.
2.  Jon Bohmer, Kyoto Energy: Jon Bohmer, made the first model of the Kyoto Box solar cooker with his daughters then aged 10 and 5 years old. It was first just a project with his children, but later won the FT Climate Change Challenge award.[5] He won the first prize, since the invention reduced carbon emissions by eliminating the need to burn wood.
3.  Mark Wopicho, PowerGen: Mark Wopicho holds a B.Sc. in Energy Engineering from Kenyatta University. He has over five years of experience in the Kenyan renewable energy industry and has worked with multiple renewable energy companies. In 2011, he co-founded WindGen Power East Africa which locally manufactured small wind turbines for electricity generation and water-pumping. WindGen has since re-branded as PowerGen and now offers complete turn-key wind and solar solutions for the East African market. As Director of Sales, Mark forms new client relationships and leads PowerGen into new markets. He also oversees PowerGen's supply chain and manages PowerGen's most complex projects in both the office and the field. Mark is passionate about renewable energy and believes that it is the most effective way to electrify Africa. 


Panel 4-Conservation
In the past several years we have experienced unprecedented pressure on the continent’s ecosystems, with the impact on those ecosystems brought to our attention as never before.  From long-distance forays by militias and criminal gangs in North Africa to West African parks explicitly to machine gun elephants for ivory to finance their activities, to a huge increase in the poaching of rhino for rhino horn in east and southern Africa, again often by well-financed, well-organized gangs and cartels, to the less obvious but potentially more devastating impact of growing populations and development across the continent, to the widespread impacts of essentially imported climate change, Africa’s the environment seems to have been hit by the perfect storm. But activism around environmental issues is also climbing fast, within Africa. With us this evening are a group of panelists who are at the forefront of efforts to mobilise around the environment.

Panelists
1.   Trezer Oguda, Save the Elephants: A media and communications officer at Save the Elephant. Save the Elephants (STE) works to secure a future for elephants in a rapidly changing world. Pioneers in cutting-edge science, their research provides vital insights into elephant behavior, intelligence, and long-distance movement. By understanding life from an elephant's perspective, STE is able to map out critical corridors that link up protected areas, better manage the conflict between humans and wildlife, enthuse people about elephant intelligence, and closely monitor incidents of illegal killing.
2.  Mutua Matheka, Photographer: An artist born and bred in Machakos and fine-tuned by Nairobi. I draw, sketch, mold stuff, destroy stuff & occasionally create stuff… I have been drawing and sketching since my mother placed crayons in my hands at just 3 years of age. The art has since then morphed from Drawing, Illustration, Graphic art, Architectural Visualization to Photography, my latest obsession. When I’m not meeting a deadline or sharpening crayons, I love to get my adrenaline pounding by riding motorbikes, mountain climbing, and (if I got a chance) para-troop and ski.I am a graduate Architect from Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture & Technology (J.K.U.A.T), now fully applying my architectural eye to capture Architecture, cityscapes & landscapes. I love photography and I hope you can see that love by looking through my images. Together with David ‘Blackman’ Muthami and the UN Habitat, we are using my photography of urban spaces in Africa to showcase a beautiful Nairobi and eventually Africa. Through the ‘I’m a City Changer‘ campaign, we seek to change mindsets of people in cities especially in Africa about their cities. Take a look at the ‘I’m A City Changer‘ page on my website to see the images that people all over the world are sharing to show why they love their cities. To this effect we held the first photography showcase for ‘I’m a City Changer’ in Nairobi that attracted lots of media attention.I’ve been featured in Nokia’s ‘Teddy Bears & Talking drums’, a documentary (view here), ADA (African Digital Art), Afri-Love (Afri-love.com), BBC News Africa’s In Pictures, Nation Newspaper feature, Kiss 100′s Breakfast show with Caroline Mutoko, Zuqka magazine (Nation newspaper). I have won the pioneer BAKE AWARD for best Photography Blog in Kenya, as well as being nominated for the International CSS DESIGN Award based in the United States, putting both Kenya and Africa on the Map in photography. My photos have been used by BBC MEDIA, CNN, African Digital Art, NTV’s PM LIVE, among other media outlets to showcase Africa."
3.  Njambi Maingi, Hands off our Elephants: Education and Outreach Coordinator at WildlifeDirect. WildlifeDirect is a Kenyan NGO and US registered organization co-founded in 2004 by Kenyan conservationist Dr. Richard Leakey. Its flagship campaign comprises a winning combination of expertise including wildlife ecologists, communications specialists, lawyers, politicians, media representatives, strategists, and linguists, making us bold, influential, and successful. This African led initiative is supported by Kenya’s First Lady, Her Excellency Margaret Kenyatta as patron.

Panel 5- GPS/ Satellite
As you will have seen from the video introduction, the African continent is being mapped at a pace that is unprecedented.  From way points on GPS maps, to being sent information on your mobile as your proximity to a point of interest triggers a message, we are all being included in a huge digital map of the continent. The potential applications are absolutely enormous and range from rescue work to almost irritatingly commercial applications. How is this helping us? Tonight we have three panelists who can tell us more about how their particular applications are impacting not only humans but also the natural world around us.

Panelists
1.  Lindsey West, Sea Sense: Lindsey has lived and worked in Tanzania for the past seven years and is the Director of Sea Sense, a community-based NGO focusing on the conservation and protection of endangered marine species and their habitats in Tanzania. Lindsey is responsible for the overall management of the organization including the implementation of the Indian Ocean-South East Asia Marine Turtle Memorandum of Understanding and the Memorandum of Understanding on the Conservation of Dugongs, to which Tanzania is a signatory state.  Her role includes designing and leading species research programmes, overseeing the implementation of community based conservation initiatives, producing technical and financial reports for donors, liaising and communicating with stakeholders, representing Sea Sense at regional and international meetings and conferences and securing funds for the implementation of the Sea Sense Five Year Strategic Plan. Lindsey is a member of the IUCN Marine Turtle and Sirenia Specialist Groups and is Vice Chair of the Western Indian Ocean Marine Turtle Task Force.  She is regional editor of the African Sea Turtle Newsletter and a member of the editorial board of the Indian Ocean Turtle Newsletter.  Lindsey also serves as the Co-chair of the Tanzania National Sea Turtle and Dugong Conservation Committee and is an Independent Study Project (ISP) advisor for the SIT Zanzibar Coastal Ecology and Natural Resource Management programme. Prior to working in Tanzania, Lindsey’s passion for species and habitat conservation led to her involvement in a diverse range of projects across the world.  Over the past twenty years, Lindsey has conducted research into the diving behaviour of harbour seals in the USA, reviewed the use of oil spill dispersants on the Great Barrier Reef, restored habitat for yellow eyed penguins in New Zealand, studied transmission of tuberculosis in Cape buffalo in South Africa and surveyed movement patterns of badgers and water voles in England. 
2.  Rajeev Handa, Garmin
3. Bob Koigi, Farmbiz Africa :Bob Koigi is an multi award winning journalist having won 6 awars 5 international and is the editor of Farmbizafrica, a news site specializing on food security, youth and agriculture and rural development. Bob Koigi has also been involved in a lot of youth, women and farmer groups where he takes the information he collects and disseminates it to the groups through farmer field schools with a view to uplifting them.

Panel 6-Reporting the Continent
This panel could be looked at as the forgotten side of innovation, technology and social change. The sector our panelists represent is often maligned and usually taken for granted. Yet it’s the most common way that we find out about the things are impacting our world.  And the sector’s own innovation, use of technology and social change that it brings about, often goes unrecognized. They are the reporters and their reports are helping shape our continent in ways we could never imagine.
Tonight, we’ll hear more about what they are doing, why and how this is bringing about change for the better.

Panelists
1. Chloe Spoerry, Hivi Sasa: Chloe works with a company called HiviSasa. It is a local news website tailored for the mobile web. It brings county-level news to any internet-enabled phone. It sources all its news stories from local ‘citizen reporters’ (i.e. anyone who wants to report the news) who are paid via mobile-money for each published article. HiviSasa.com is one of the most far-reaching and cost-effective media models presently available in the country.
2.  Ken Oloo, Filamujuani: Ken is the founder of Filamujuani (films in the sun) in the an organization that teaches the youth from vulnerable communities in Nairobi on how they can use the skills they get to earn a livable wage, educate themselves through college and high school, get a career in the TV and film industry. He is also the co-director of Zindua Ltd, a social enterprise, that does television commercial, televisions shows and communication consultancy across Africa.

3. Michelle Atagana, Ventureburn: A fiery tweeter and digital native, Michelle Atagana has been hanging around the internet since she was eleven, back in the days of Netscape. Later on, her interest lead to her graduating with a Masters Degree in New Media and Journalism, and her position as Managing Editor at Burn Media. She was named one of Mail & Guardian's top young South Africans in 2012, writes a column about technology in Africa for CNN, judges occasional startup competitions and spends her free time working on the final draft of her PhD. But Michelle says she's just a girl, standing in front of a startup, asking them what their business plan is. 

Wednesday 3 September 2014

On Startups and Entrepreneurs: The misuse of tech

In today's digital/social / mobile / local world, startups, entrepreneurs and people in general have interesting issues thanks to the misuse of tech out here.

Why interesting? 

1. A guy would rather set up a feedback form or survey online than going out to meet his customers- if you can't meet them call them! CTRL - ALT - DEL and step out 

2. You don't believe you can make money without being on web & mobile platforms- take a step back to understand what problem you're solving and for who and why they need it to survive. That's for M-watus building m-vitus 

2. Instead of asking users what they need or like or enjoy using, your hacker is pushing out lines of code adding new features - ask people what they want and develop just that in a month. And get PAID 

3. You need a responsive website, 3 versions of the app and some SMS thingy before launching this revolutionary idea - The truth is, you will never launch it and nobody will steal your idea:-)

4. You have accounts on all SNSes but you're ever busy to post great content regularly - social media is not the silver bullet - entry is free, but you pay to play. Do much more to win! The internet is like a mall - if you want to get a slice of that digital foot traffic there's more work cut out for you.

5. Instead of attending an event to network, entrepreneurs show up behind a desktop and follow it on Twitter - nothing will ever replace that feeling & physical presence in a room full of seemingly cool strangers.

6. You Skype the guy seated next to you - email exchanges full of buzzwords -just talk to each other I beg ooh- to ensure you're all walking in the same direction.

Am just trying to say this, tech is an enabler and you can perhaps do much more without it.

Tuesday 19 August 2014

Dear Entrepreneurs, here's why you need to keep financial records.

Dear Entrepreneurs,
If you're thinking of raising funding (Debt, Grant or Equity Financing) for your business in future, it's wise to start keeping records the moment you start making revenue.
Simple accounting records and statements/evidence will really come in handy when interested investors/ partners do their due diligence on your business operations.
Why am I saying this? Lotsa entrepreneurs out here have viable businesses and need funds to expand but they do not have records. Why? The sole proprietor/ director/s run the entity from their wallets in cash. Nothing to show who paid for what and where the money went because over 75% of the money moves around in cash.
Have some structures, systems and guidelines - corporate governance manenos. This will save you headaches in future, get you better valuation and thus more favourable deal/s.
Ni hayo tu.

Monday 7 July 2014

GrowthAfrica’s Sixth Accelerator Takes off with 13 Agribusinesses


After such a successful GrowthAfrica Agribusiness incubator in quarter one of 2014, we are thrilled to announce that 13 confirmed start-ups joined our agribusiness accelerator which kicked off on July 4th 2014 till October.
Agriculture is the backbone of Kenya’s economy and provides livelihood, employment and generates income for over 75 % of the Kenyan population. The sector is among the key drivers envisaged to deliver the 10% annual economic growth stipulated in the Economic Pillar of Vision 2030. Currently, agriculture directly represents 26 percent of the gross domestic product (GDP) and another 25 percent indirectly through its linkages with manufacturing, distribution and service industries in Kenya.
However the growth of the agriculture sector is slowed down by huge challenges faced by small holder farmers, large businesses and key actors in the agriculture value chain that require sustainable solutions through scalable for profit enterprises.
The 13 start-up teams will get the chance to work with a carefully selected group of experienced facilitators, successful mentors and access to investors from all around the world for a chance to raise funds for investments, network with peers and key industry players.
Apart from the 16 in house workshops at our hub on different aspects of the business, we will also host experienced professionals to share their expertise on topical issues to help the entrepreneurs grow their enterprises and scale to the next level.
“The accelerator program has a particular focus on growing operations of the start-ups and scaling the impact of social enterprises,” said Patricia Jumi, the Managing Director of GrowthAfrica. “ This is really an impressive crew of Kenyan entrepreneurs building for profit enterprises solving challenges in different agriculture value chains across the country and East Africa.”

Saturday 24 May 2014

Call for Applications: GrowthAfrica Agribusiness Accelerator Programme 2014

Are you an entrepreneur in agribusiness? If yes, then this is a great opportunity for you to get investment and mentorship. The growthhub is running a program called the agribusiness accelerator program where it targets entrepreneurs in the agribusiness sector looking to grow/accelerate their businesses. The growthhub has had previous such programs which have been successful with entrepreneurs raising over $30 Million deal flow.

So, what is the program all about? The program is an 18-20 week long program that seeks to bring together entrepreneurs in the agribusiness sector, train them on ways to improve their businesses (supply chain, market analysis etc) as well as get funding.
Who should apply? Entrepreneurs in agribusiness should apply. There are several categories businesses should fall under. This does not however include farmers who only plant and sell produce, some level of value addition should be available.
The core team should be working full time in the company
The product should be already launched and have customers in Kenya and revenue generated. The amount does not really matter. So ideas do not qualify. Having customers shows proof of concept.
You are in need of venture capital and resources to grow and scale your business to the next level.
The cartegories include:
Companies that increase income generation for farmers
  1. As suppliers to their value chain (out-grower components)
  2. As agents/distributors of their products/services
  3. As employees (seasonal or part-time)
Agro-processing businesses
  1. Where value addition locally/regionally is increased/improved
  2. Where uptake from local/regional farmers is increased or done at better unit prices
Agriculture Tech Start-ups
  1. That improve farmers access to information, inputs, services and markets
  2. That improve farming efficiency and output of crop yields, livestock etc
  3. Improved services and products (farm inputs) for farmers
Training & education
  1. Financial solutions (credit, insurance, mobile transactions) for farmers
  2. Improved quality or affordability, e.g. to agronomic practices, extension services
  3. Agribusinesses that improve the logistical infrastructure towards farmers
For improved efficiencies in distribution of farm inputs and products
  1. For easier uptake by markets of farm outputs
  2. Adoption of “modern” farming practices & products
 Businesses in the Agriculture Value chain that improve food security
  1. Encouraging use of new crops or new applications of traditional crops
  2. Business ideas that focus on improved nutrition and a healthy food culture
 Innovations in Agribusiness
  1. Organic products
  2. Fair-trade schemes
  3. Irrigation technologies & solutions
For the 2014 program, the deadline is on the 31st of May. After closing date, applications will be reviewd and those who have made it through the first stage will be contacted for a one on one interview to discuss the business in detail. A total of 15 startups will be admitted into the program that will run for 16-18 weeks where they will be helped to develop their businesses in many ways including getting mentors and funding. Entrepreneurs ill however have to be present for all the sessions except when really necessary. A team can have upto 3 team members attending the sessions. This Is to ensure commitment of the entrepreneur to his/her business Businesses. A lot of emphasis is made on commitment. A commitment fee of KSH 30,000 is charged to entrepreneurs. This catters for curriculum materials, and meals which are provided during the program. The money can be paid at a later date or over a long period of time. This is strictly a show of commitment. They can raise funds from other investors worldwide so funding opportunities are limitless.
I would advice everyone in the agribusiness sector to apply. Remeber the deadline is 31st May 2014
Check out some of the agribusiness ventures that got funding here
Interested entrepreneurs can apply here

Thursday 8 May 2014

Marriage Bill: Are polyandrous unions are a good idea?

Should ladies fight for this?

Women should also be allowed to have two husbands- if the second one is over 40. If that was to happen, the number of senior bachelors in this neighborhood and my village will drastically reduce. I said 40 not 25 or 65- for purposes of getting some support from a section of the church, a nod from Maendeleo ya Wanaume and a pat on the back from other feminists- the media too won't see the big story so there will be no buzz around that wedding!

Back to our plot| where I live and there's a straight guy~ mid 40s, still does his laundry, dishes and makes his chapatis~ so eligible. The dude doesn't drink, leaves early and is always in the house before 9pm. I would recommend this guy any day to any unhappily married woman out there. Def the guy deserves a single lady but at 40 he has seen them all and perhaps just wants to be with his teenage sweetie who left him and got married to another guy.

However this would really complicate issues~ who moves in or out? Who will have the remote during prime time news? What if one says the salt was too much while the other asked for the salt shaker? How much sugar is okay for them? What about the different size, colour and look + feel of the boxers in the bathroom wall? Ugly! Who sits where? Who gets to slaughter the chicken and have the thighs? If one of them is Luhya sijui itakukuwaje! Choma that mbuzi over Xmas? Both guys? No! One will burn the ribs and pin it on the other one. Sunday outings? The mlevi one wants a place with a bar, the other one thinks snacks in the arboretum is a great idea~utaenda wapi! Watoto je? Come to extended family relations~how will you manage two mother in laws and keep them happy? Most women can't handle one so why add another one?

There's a Swahili saying that goes like "Fahali wawili hawakai zizi moja" so the woman has to split days between the guys~ two homes.
Think of a situation where one of the guys is explaining to the kids why their mum is with Uncle| Baba X for the weekend~ how about the telling yo kids unaenda holiday na yule mwingine just baba yao hana pesa?

Now I will leave the ladies to decide if polyandrous unions are a good idea. Should you fight for that?